Monday, May 20, 2013

Ha Ha

As part of our oral tradition unit, let's continue with some more storytelling! Tell me a funny, appropriate story. It can be true, or completely made up.
  (8 or more sentences!)

7 comments:

  1. Once I was over my friend’s house for a sleepover. My friend and I were going up her stairs, but she decided it was a race instead. She furiously yelled, “I’ll beat you up there!!!” and proceeded to speedily pull my leg while I was walking. I slid down her stairs bouncing all the way to the bottom! It hurt my bum! Her brother was there and I almost tripped him as I rolled down the hard steps. Once I reached the bottom I was laughing so hard that I almost peed my pants. Sure enough, I looked up and both my friend and her brother were laughing at me!

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  2. I was hanging out with my friends, and driving around in Meghan’s ATV. I was so excited when it was finally my turn to drive. Before driving, I had to make sure everyone was seated and had there seat belts on. As soon as I saw that they did, I stepped on the gas. We went flying down her driveway, and I was going full speed. As soon as we reached the spot were we always turn around, I asked if one of my friends would take a picture of me. I thought she was going to take the picture while sitting, so I stepped on the gas and started driving, until I heard my other friend yell at me to stop. It turns out that she was standing up when trying to take the picture, and she fell out of the ATV when I started moving the vehicle! I got so scared that something happened to her that I quickly let go of the gas and checked if she was ok. But what I didn’t realize was that I also forgot to step on the brake and park it. It was rolling backwards!!! I almost ran over my friend! Thankfully she was ok and just had a few scrapes, but I felt so bad! After that I was so careful driving it around, I bet I looked like and old lady!

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  3. Last Saturday me and my 7 other friends were in Rockport. We had shopped around, bought stuff, and had eaten lunch before we decided to walk down to the beach. It was getting hot and humid so we had the bright idea to take our shoes off, roll up our pants and jump into the water! No one was planning on going all the way in though. So we were splashing around, enjoying the refreshing water when Lizzie started splashing and playfully chasing Erin. Erin was running away when she came to an unexpected drop off! She wasn't looking and fell face first into the water! We were all laughing hysterically when she came out with her clothes drenched! Lizzie felt bad and wanted to make it up to her so we hurriedly ran as fast as we could to find a cheap pair of shorts she could wear. Eventually, after a lot of running and searching we found a cute pair of shorts in a store, bought them and then ran them all the way back up to where she was standing. As we got up to her we realized how surprised she was. Then she too started laughing at herself about what had just happened!

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  4. When I was a little kid My parents had a friend that had the cutest puppy. That friend came over all the time until I was four. When I was four they come over and by this time I was maybe 3ft tall. The dog on thee other hand was like 4 feet tall. I was always scared of the dog. One day the dog came over and and starred at me. I stared back and the dog [rex] jumped on me and started licking my face. I laughed and laughed. Rex pulled me up and pushed me to the couch and laid right next to me. To this day this is why I love all dogs because they are loyal and loving. :P

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  5. Billy (Whimsical)May 24, 2013 at 2:55 PM

    When I was younger I was visiting my grandma and she had just gone shopping. While she was shopping she purchased some pudding. The flavor she bought, none of us liked (I'm still not sure why she bought a flavor she didn't like) So my grandma gets the idea to fling a spoonful at my sister. It missed and splattered on the wall next to her. My sister and I each grabbed a cup and flung some pudding at our grandma. I got a direct hit in the stomach. We continued to do this for the next hour or two. After the war was over we were all dirty and the walls were covered in splats of pudding.Even though we were messy and we had to clean up our mess we had a ton of fun!

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  6. As a tradition I go fishing with my cousin out on a small jetty. It was my turn to cast my rod. I cast the rod with so much force that I feel forward off the rocks. I was tredding water for a few minutes before I could feel my feet on some rocks. My cousin helped to pull me up out of the water. As I climbed ashore my cousin had a surprised look on his face. I looked down and saw that I had a bunch of leeches stuck all over my body. We both started laughing as I pulled them off.

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  7. Okay, so here's my story:

    Once upon a time, there was a girl named Michaela. She had two siblings. A sister Samantha, and a brother Adam. Sam age 20, and Adam age 19. Before I was born, all the fun happened. That's how it always goes, right? Growing up, our mom had a fish tank with about 50 guppies. Sam thought that the fish tank looked dirty. So she looks at Adam and says, "Adam, wanna give the fish a bath?" Only age 4 he said, "Okay!" So they walked into the kitchen, and somehow got a full bottle of dish washing liquid and walked back to where the tank was. Samantha being 5, knew what this wasn't the brightest idea. But Adam on the other hand didn't quite know. He always just agreed with what Sam said. You might even look at him as her little minion. Anyway, my brother drags a chair and puts it beside the fish tank. And long story short, there went the ENTIRE bottle of dish soap. And the filter in the tank didn't really help with the bubbles... Thanks to Samantha and Adam, its bye, bye guppies.

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